*gives everyone a framed selfie for christmas*
I just need a cuddle buddy to watch movies with and touch inappropriately.
hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
You can say you had had enough of this
i could also say that that was uncalled for
What this is is the English language.
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
everyones high on this website
i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.